All the Jean-Jacques are dead (wow!)

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This is an opportunity for Peeta to bring up a subject that no one seems to care about:

"But otherwise, it really doesn't bother you that I killed one of your friends?
" "No, no, it's fine, thanks.
" "Okay. Okay, who's up for me to drag out the film a little longer with nothing, for example by whining?
" "Not us!
" "Oh well, I'm doing it anyway: aaaah I'm so sorry I killed your friend Jean-Jacques. And you, Katniss, for trying to kill you... I can't always control myself... I'm slowly coming to my senses, but this violence is still strong... give me a poison pill, so I can end my own danger whenever I want.
" "No! Because we know that friendship is stronger than anything!
" "It's beautiful, Finnick, I... I'm crying...
" "Come on, Peeta, stop, you're making your sweetheart swell."

Bakery allegory or not, Peeta's crumb is well and truly swollen since Katniss is fed up: she goes to patrol the area a bit after hearing a strange noise. And indeed, there is indeed a mysterious sound: Capitol mutants are approaching, creatures designed to kill intruders! After 5 infernal minutes of slowness and nothing while our heroes progress in the dark, the mutants teleport between two scenes without making a single sound, and devour Lieutenant Jean-Jacques. The rogues! A general fight sequence ensues, where our buy phone number list heroes must flee as best they can. The last Jean-Jacques who accompanied them are killed in the process, and when a mutant tries to eat Katniss, she is first saved by Peeta (ho!), then by Finnick. Finnick, who stayed behind to cover the others so they could escape, finds himself in the grip of the mutant horde, who decide to eat him (they must have mistaken him for Peeta, I guess).

Which might not have happened if Finnick had thought to arm himself with something other than a club. It's really too stupid.

To cover their retreat and spare Finnick unnecessary suffering, Katniss decides to act: she puts on her biggest guinea fowl accent and repeats three times "  It's awesome!  " just above the Hollow before throwing it at Finnick. The latter thus sees his agony shortened by the ensuing explosion, and all the mutants are dispersed Europe-Ecology style (this is the next level of the puzzle). So let's take stock:

Finnick-I-just-got-married-my-wife-is-waiting-for-me-in-the-country-look-it's-his-photo-is-dead (we go from surprise to surprise)
So that leaves Katniss, Gale and Peeta (the love triangle! I'm sick of these twists and turns!) and the film crew.
Who, after a crazy chase with the enemy to get back to the surface, manages to hide at the house of a former Hunger Games stylist who lives right next to where they emerge (how convenient then!): Tigris. So called because she's permanently in full Tigger cosplay. Oh no, but I'm not kidding either: this film is completely absurd. Even the Monty Pythons wouldn't have dared.