The Japanese TGV leaving for the south

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The Japanese TGV leaving for the south

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And indeed: he beats up a few Yakuza, but notices that he has a little problem: his body is no longer regenerating! Mind you, he notices this by taking shots from shotguns, submachine guns, pistols & co, but he's still fine, it's nice of you to worry, he's just limping a little (how realistic). Logan also notices that from a rooftop, a mysterious archer is helping him to take out the bandits (mysterious archer who was there since the beginning of the ceremony, clearly visible, but no guard thought to look at the roofs 2 meters above the ground where he wasn't even hiding, or behind half a tile). The fight continues, Logan trying to protect Pipounette as best he can, and finally, he finds himself running around Tokyo, riddled with bullets, fighting the few remaining bad guys (the good guys, like the guards, the police or others, have all whatsapp number list gone to pick flowers) until he manages to jump on the shinkansen, .

The opportunity to have a few moments of respite, and to chat with Pipounette, whose lines were written by a CM1 pupil who "  has to make an effort this term  " as they say in authorized circles (understand "  is as dumb as a brick ").

"Pipounette, what the hell happened?"
– I don't need you, Mr. Logan.
– Excuse me? We just came out of a scene where all your guards are dead and if it weren't for me, you'd be kidnapped by a horde of grumpy Yakuza.
– I don't see the connection. I'll just listen to my Walkman because, you know, I'm not at all shocked by a shooting at my grandfather's funeral. And I'm not interested in what the man who saved my life and his mysterious powers have to say.
– Okay, this movie sucks. Now what?
– Now I'm going to hide on a family estate in the south of the country. The first place anyone will think of looking for me.
– Well, so you're just being stupid. You know what? I'm going to the bathroom and we'll talk about it again.
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So Wolverine goes into the car's bathroom to discover that, in fact: he no longer regenerates (so his hand injuries should remain when he puts his blades in or out, right? Besides, his blades, even if covered in adamantium, are basically a mutant power, right, since they were originally made of bone? So, they should also be blocked, as far as I know? Okay, mind you, I'm nitpicking: Wolverine is only ever the title of the film and its main character, so it's easy to forget these kinds of details). Anyway, Logan exclaims that roooh, well, goat shit, what's going on? Okay, mind you, he doesn't wonder how he survived so many bullets, it's okay, he's not very curious, and just cleans his wounds with toilet paper and half a bottle of Volvic. But then the most unacceptable event imaginable happens.
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