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What's wrong with you?

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5 years later, things have changed. Marshal Pentecost has been promoted for some unknown reason (he probably knows how to lose his Jaegers better than anyone) and is now the head of the Jaeger project. Except that the situation is going badly: the Kaijus are getting more powerful, and the Jaeger technology isn't keeping up. As a result, robots are being destroyed faster than they are being produced (after all, you wouldn't each produce it in your own corner, but I'm just saying...), and the situation is slowly starting to smell a bit shitty. Once again, all the countries of the world have come together to think about the issue.

"Okay guys, the giant robots didn't work, we need another plan.
– Giant giant robots?
– Aaaaaaand… that was Japan's last intervention, hop, "mute." Anyone else? Yes, the USA?
– Enough laughing, we have a great idea. You know, dealing with invaders, we know a bit about that. 
– So what?
– So, we thought that the Kaijus were a bit like the Mexicans: we don't want them here, but they want to come anyway. So, to the same problem, a similar solution: we just have to build a big wall. 
– …
– And like that, the Kaijus can't get through. Or at worst, we'll find them working in phone number list the fields with the promise of getting papers, that bunch of nuggets. 
– Stop, don't listen to them!
– Calm down France,
– But we did the same thing with the Maginot Line, and it didn't work, you'll see that the Kaijus will go through Belgium!
– An answer to that, the USA?
– Yes: our plan is brilliant. So we'll pompously call it "Wall of Life," and if you don't agree, we'll stop producing Game of Thrones.
– Raaah! Well, okay! »
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So it is with sadness that the world leaders announce to Marshal Pentecost that the Jaeger program will stop, replaced by the "Wall of Life" program, which consists of building a gigantic wall around the Pacific so that if the Kaijus arrive and they see the wall they... uh... they... they'll stop? They'll tag "fart" on it? Yeah, well anyway: the plan is great, so fuck it. Pentecost is informed that the Jaeger program will be funded for another 10 months, while the wall is finished. And that all the remaining Jaegers are sent to the Hong Kong base (which won't be practical in the event of an attack from the US side, in which case they'll have to swim behind the beast to intercept it rather than being in its path, probably a detail, but don't worry, the writers didn't think of that).
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